Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Lost Season Finale RELATIONSHIP SPOILER!!!

I have it on 100% certifiable authority that this season's finale will flash-forward into the FUTURE. AND WE HAVE THE PICTURES THAT SHOW US WHICH CHARACTERS ULTIMATELY END UP FALLING FOR EACH OTHER!!!!!! AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!






ROGER AND KATE'S CHILD ALL GROWN UP!!!!

Thursday, May 7, 2009

I'M BACK!!!!

Hello spoileraholics. First, I apologize for the extreme delay in posting ENORMOUS spoilers for you all. My spoiler resource got in a lot of trouble after my previous spoilers proved to be 100% correct!

Imagine my surprise, then, when I received an email today containing 2 MASSIVE spoilers. Scroll down for AWESOME spoiler photographs!!!!!111!





Whoa! I don't know what to say! Locke has apparently fallen in love with the island SO much, that he has decided to consummate his relationship with it through coitus! As we can see, he is literally making love to the island. Nice O-Face, JOHN!!!

But that's not the biggest spoiler from today. The mystery of JACOB has been revealed. Brimming with confidence after he boned the island, Locke sets off to confront and KILL Jacob. But Locke's in for a rude surprise when he finally meets this mythic figure.... see below for a mind-blasting SPOILER!!!






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Clearly, the MENACING Phil has been season 5's strongest character. And now he's revealed to be the true leader of the island. I Can't say I'm surprised tho. He possesses all of the qualities you look for in a great leader:

1) He's not afraid to hit a chick.
2) He sneers a lot.

I don't know about Locke, but if I was him, I'd hightail it out of there before Phil opens a can of whoop @$$ on me.

That's all for today folks. I'll be back EVERY DAY until the season finale with Massive/Monumental spoilers.

-Spoiler Hunter